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| Me being the semi-famous philosopher that i am, i was givenmy very own advice column, just like dear abby! here's a letter from loveless in seattle: | |
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| "Dear Mr. Malarkey. Recently I have had a strange attraction to dead people. Just thought of their dead, maggot ridden decaying flesh turns me on." | |
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| "I've been hanging around in graveyards every night for the past 4 weeks. I'm actually contemplating digging one up. can you help me break this habit?" | |
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| "dear loveless: it's just a phase." | |
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