Metal Heads Strike Back! (here ya are, Mitch. =D)

Author: ShatteredDreamsMark

Date: July 30, 2003

Patrick is confronted by local metalhead Mitch...
Hey you. You're Patrick, right?
...Yeah...
And you just put down metal, right?
...Yeah...
Have you ever had a parking meter jammed in your ass?
...Please... Be gentle...