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by SheMonsterO
5-16-04
After A long day in the park, Gregor receives a letter.
My mom is dead.
Wow. That sucks.
Gregor makes a rash assesment.
My life always sucks so much. First my dog, then my boss, my sister, mr six brothers, uncle frank, brittany spears has a restraining order against me, and my mother is gone.
god hates you. And so do I.
end.
I hate me.
Funny, I was just thinking the same thing.

 

by SheMonsterO
5-16-04
Sarah is distraught after the death of her dog.
Jesus, this is Sarah... the korean. I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
Sarah feels bad.
I didn't know that the cactus would hurt him. IT LOOKED LIKE FRUIT!!! I WOULD HAVE EATEN IT IF HE DIDN'T LOOK SO HUNGRY!!! IM SORRY!!!
Jesus and the Devil are happy.
Thanks for taking over her mind for a bit. Damn I love that dog. It's so cute.
No problemo, so, when do I get my Troy Aiken jersey... and also John Lennon... The music down there sucks.

 

by SheMonsterO
5-17-04
Sarah, the korean, sees the boy of her dreams: Peter Pan's jeremy sumpter
I wish you would stay cute and young forever.
I won't ever grow up!
Jeremy, after playing Peter too much, believes he truly is Peter Pan.
That's wonderful! But, Jeremy... I mean, Peter... I am almost an adult.
Well, come with me to Neverland and you will never grow up!
To be continued...
YOU MEAN I CAN GIVE YOU SEX AND YOU CAN GIVE ME SEX AND WE CAN HAVE SEX FOREVER AND IT IS NEVER ILLEGAL!?
Sex? What's that?

 

by SheMonsterO
5-17-04
Jere...er...Peter takes Sarah, the korean, to Neverland.
Second Star to the Right and Straight on till morning!
So, it's daylight... How do we see the star... I mean, I want to get there as...
Peter cuts her off.
OH NO! Captain Hook is waging war!
Damnit. This is going to interferre with out sex isn't it?
To be continued...
How can I save Neverland?
By having sex with me.

 

by SheMonsterO
5-17-04
Minutes later Sarah, the korean, defeats captain hook.
HOOK IS DEFEATED!
OH THE CLEVERNESS OF ME!!!!
Sarah makes a deal and Peter tries to comply.
WHAT? I did all the work. Look, I'll give you the credit if you just give me my damn sex.
Um....alright...
To be continued...
sqeaka chirp
Yeah... this isn't what I had in mind....

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
Amanda's mother comes home after a day of shopping.
I bought you some spanish peach juice amanda!
Thanks mom...
Amanda looks at the juice container (yeah yeah yeah, i know... pretend it's there.)
hmmmm... tastes like peach. duranzado...
Just turn over the container to the english side, stupid.
What the hell kinda fruit is a duranzado?

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
Amanda tells danielle about her ever so interesting life.
Ok i pressed the info button to see who was going to be on one of the late night shows and the thing said "psychic heps people find answers"
Oh yeah?
And i read it "psycho helps people find answers"
ME?!
I'm not sure that's such a good idea.....

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
John tries to cheer Danielle up.
Be glad you don't have my grandparents.
Why? What's wrong with them?
They're dead.

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
John shares his fear.
I have diabetes. My grandmother had diabetes. It killed her once.
Only once?
I need to eat, cause I have diabetes. And I don't want to die.
My whole family has diabetes. Except maybe my dad. Or maybe he does. I don't really remember.
Oh geez...

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
John and Danielle contemplate christianity
"I don't mean to sound corny, but it was real cool for him to die for everyone."
yeah. I think he could have chosen a different method, like explosion or spontaneous combustion. Why does our prophet and Savior have to be depicted so depressingly - death by cross. How sad.
They could have drowned him.
a few minutes later...
Yeah. haha. Cement blocks on both his feet and he'd still float!
hehehe... joke's on you guys.

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
John is confused.
I'm 13. I'll be 15 in March.
Right... I'll just be going now.

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
Katie helps John and Danielle make a new discovery...
Kevin was diagnosed in first grade.
Stephanie was diagnosed in Fifth.
I was never diagnosed.
Neither was I. But I have it.
What if Jesus was diabetic? His blood couldn't clot. No wonder he died!
Is it wrong of us to laugh?

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
John reminisces of his stupidity.
So, danielle. This kid was colorblind and I didn't know it til yesturday. He walked in and I said "Nice blue sweater." And he said "Is it blue?" And then i was like "What are you, colorblind?"
And he says "Yes."

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
John and Danielle hate buses.
Did we just make a circle, danielle? I could've sworn we saw that house before...
Um... yep... It's like our driver's on drunk.

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
Katie tries to cheer up John.
You are smart and witty and everyone likes you. That's a real blessing and something you should be thankful for.
::long awkward silence::
I guess.

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
John and Danielle contemplate signs
Okay, why do they even put braille on the room number signs. The blind people can't see the sign to find the braille anyway
How original of you. I think I said that before... so did half the thinking world.
Yeah, I guess you're right...

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
John has a bad day.
You know what, danielle? People get mad at me if I have a bad day. Like the other Danielle was like 'What's your problem?' and I told her I was having a bad day.
She didn't bother to listen to me. And she didn't seem to care. Yeah, thanks other danielle for realizing that I'm a human with emotions and feelings.
An old punchline is reborn in the same light as it always has been.
What did you say?
grumble.

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out.
Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved!
Shit...

 

by SheMonsterO
5-18-04
How did my mother die, her heart was always strong....
She died of a broken heart. Your wife ran away with the handyman.
night passes....
Wait a minute. He's the only handyman in town.
You BASTARD.

 

by SheMonsterO
5-19-04
Here iz Die check fer you, my kindly sir.
Is everything alright, How much was the bill?
158 dollars and 22 cents...
How are we going to pay for this?! We only have 12 dollars combined!
How much do you think they have in their "Give A Penny,Take a Penny?"

 

by SheMonsterO
5-20-04
Wow. I should say "You're really fat." to her. ... Wait, what if she's pregnant?
"Hey, you're really pregnant!" No, that wouldn't sound right. Wow, what if she isn't pregnant?
Hey, you're baby's really fat.

 

by SheMonsterO
5-20-04
Jacob and Danielle discuss the middle school chorus concert on their way to the car...
So, what did you think of the concert?
It was really great!
really?
Well, if you ignore the chorus, the soloists, the dancing, the music, the arangment, the scenery, and the idiots in the audience...
So, it was doomed when they started singing it.
No... it was doomed the moment the arranger thought to even make the medley.

 

by SheMonsterO
8-09-04
Why, hey Danielle! What are you up to?
Cleaning my serving line.
Good girl, you clean that clean!
Nah, that's cool. I was actuallly going to clean it dirty.
um... okay...

 

by SheMonsterO
8-10-04
I've never been into praying. Don't really believe begging to an invisable man will do anything. But this summer I tried.
Lord, please give me a bigger weopan.

 

by SheMonsterO
8-11-04
man i love this joke....
Daddy, how did I get my name?
Well, when you were born a rose petal fell on you and it was very beautiful. So we called you Rose.
Daddy, how did i get my name?
When you were born, a daisy petal fell on you and it was quite beautiful. So we decided to name you Daisy.
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SHUT UP, CINDERBLOCK!!

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