It's Hard To Be Jesus, u know?

Author: Shepuz

Date: February 3, 2003

by Shepuz
2-03-03
I.. Hate.. My.. Job... it's hard to be the Jesus, u know?
Are you Jesus..? ..you look more like a neon-sign to me..
well what do you think, ya little bitch? Myy arms and legs are hurting? My ass is numb, my balls are exploding and my Dad never showed up! SO YES! I AM JESUS THE-FUCKING-CHRIST!
You're not Jesus Christ, he wouldn't be so mean.. you are just some sick perverted sicko hanging up there..
WHAT?! ARE YOU SAYING THAT ME, JESUS CHRIST, AM NOT THE JESUS CHRIST!? YOU BITCH! COME HERE AND I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOUR LITTLE ASS!!
MOMMY! SOME BAD PSYCHO HANGING ON A CROSS IS HARASSING ME! MOMMYYYYYY!!