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by Shortstuff
1-03-04
So,Want to date?
OMG,The boy of my Dreams is here I must not blow it!
o.O
LETS HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW~~~~
Briteny blows her big chance.
Goddbye!
WAIIIIITTTTTTT!

 

by Shortstuff
1-03-04
An everyday moment at gamefaqs.
WELCOME TO GAMEFAQS TYPE MESSAGE
Alright then...Hey guy's I'm a fourteen year old girl.
ATTENTION!YOU HAV BEEN BANNED FOR TROLLING AND LUECIDING.
WTF?
I don't know how to end this but yeh.
I hate mods.
GAMEFAQS IS TEH DEVIL!

 

by Shortstuff
1-03-04
The brown one is esona....the blond one...Shebaand the orange haired..Shorty stuff
What are yeh doing?
Gamefaqs. it's awesome!
*Beep*,Sorry you are still banned because you SUCK!
Right......
That is what it's supposed to say.....

 

by Shortstuff
1-03-04
Hey Sheba..
What?
I just got a letter from the comic industry,it says we need a gay character.
Well,You can't be it...and I can't I'm a chick so that means...
You Filthy Fucktards...
Don't worry,you'll start with thong wearing and move up!

 

by Shortstuff
1-03-04
Hi,I'm the narrator and i'm here to show you my awesome idea for the comic.
I'm Esona.
I'm Short Stuff
Resident evil and crackhead sharks will be some of many ideas!
Brains@
I'm an Astronaut!
So In conclusion,If you don't like my shit...
Screw you.
Word.

 

by Shortstuff
1-03-04
Dude,Don't diss Cejay....
Dude,She's a whore...
Not only that,but she is the UGLIEST girl I've ever seen in my life!
If you want to Email bomb Esona Add Esonator to your AIM list.
Alright,You die now.
Ah crap.

 

by Shortstuff
1-03-04
And who the heck are you?
I'm TOM!
But...Your a CHICK!
No,I'm a transvesite.
K,You die now.
I'm just a sweet transvestite......

 

by Shortstuff
1-03-04
Sheba,You've been banned.let it go.
NO!I MUST GET BACK ON!
*BOOP*ACESS APPROVED.
Fine,You win...
i'm so happy.

 

by Shortstuff
1-03-04
YOU HAVE HAXORED GAMEFAQS.COM
YES! I AM THE GREATEST!
...Not
I hate you.
Get me some coffe..bitch.

 

by Shortstuff
1-03-04
Whoa sheba,what happend?
Well..i hate my computer,so I hacked it...and caused the end of the world.
Whoa,You can destroy earth by hacking a website?
No,i used lots of tissue paper.
On closer inspection,I see you have a nice rack
Do you want me to kill you?

 

by Shortstuff
1-03-04
LOOK! A PENIS!

 

by Shortstuff
1-03-04
Hey sheba I was just going along and i thought HOLY CRAP INSTANT BONAR!
What? So i'm half naked who gives a fuck.
ZIp! I do!

 

by Shortstuff
1-03-04
Since we are running out of ideas....We are here to bash tom some more.
Yeah! Tom is a fag!
You hear that tom? YOUR A PIG FUCKER!
YEAH! FUCKER OF PIGS!
Go fuck your momma
KTHXbi

 

by Shortstuff
1-04-04
Attention!I am remaking the comic! Disregard anything after this!And now,the intros.
I'm Short Stuff,the Hero.
I'm Esona,the Sidekick
I'm Sheba,the loveable nerd.
I am VARDICUS!
...

 

by Shortstuff
1-04-04
I'm bored.I know! I'll run for President!
Of the country?
Yeah! It won't be so hard.What do i need?
Hmm,Money,voters,A campaign slogan......
How about,"VOTE FOR ME AND I'LL LEGALIZE CHILDRENS PORNO!
Your going to need alot of voters.

 

by Shortstuff
1-04-04
So like,why arent I getting any votes....
Hmmm Maybye your not well known enough.
So Esona interviews some people.
I think he's a fag! He want to legalize child porn!
Hmmmm...Does he give out buttsexz?
I see your point.
maybye if we got Sehba to help us out.

 

by Shortstuff
1-06-04
Well,I'll see what on the telly...
This just in,the Presidential candidate,Short stuff..has been beaten out by his oppenent Esona with a voting record of 10000000 votes for Esona and 1 for Short stuff
Esona has almost won with his new campaign slogan,"I DONT support children's porn!"
What.The fuck.

 

by Shortstuff
1-06-04
FUCK!WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AGAINST ME!
Because I'll win.
No!i have the filthy perverts vote.
That's like 3 people.
THAT'S IT! YOUR ON!
Eh,Whatever

 

by Shortstuff
1-10-04
Sheba,I've got to get you to rig the election for me!
Why?You owe me so much money for crashing my computer.
I'll make it worth your while....*wink wink**nudge nudge* *breakdance*
I'm not following you
intercourse.
No.

 

by Shortstuff
5-09-04
Come on,sheba, Rig the election...
No,you suck you sick fuck.
FINE,I'll get a better female co-star
What no what the - AIIIIEEEEEE *dies*
So, do you, Uh, rig elections?
Is that some Vague Sexual reference?

 

by Shortstuff
5-09-04
So, Stephanie....
Yes?
Buttsecks?
...
Sad, on so many levels...
Shut up.

 

by Shortstuff
5-09-04
So, Generic Video Game nerd, How am I doing in the polls?
You lose/10
TV:Bloop. You lose.
And ben?
A winnar is him.
What's his secret?
You fail at life.

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