All comics by Sicarius1

 

by Sicarius1
2-02-03
....girls hate me...i hate girls...sob...i want to cry..sniffle sniffle...life is nothing but a horrible midlife crisis drug on throughout the years of adolescence....sniffle sniffle.
....
???
...well, shes not a fat 8th grader.

 

by Sicarius1
2-02-03
damn vaqas. you lookin' flyer than amber in a black latex two piece. lets do it.
...yea...josh..see the thing is..i love preston
(meanwhile. far in the other end of the news room, preston struggles with problems of his own, yet hearing something far on the other end of the room, he finds himself suddenly arouses)
fuck man, this hurts. i bet vera can make it better..vera..ill go stroke morgans hair while she sits on my lap...wait, why am i suddenly aroused by something at other end of the room??
dun chica dun chica dun chica dun

 

by Sicarius1
2-02-03
Jenn and Mcb this episode in:Dude, Where's My Enviromentally Friendly Bicycle?
jenn get here, I am loosing auxillary power in my main thrusters causing a major malfunction in my surface to air capabilities.
come on jonny, its a bike.
...my dog died.
..ahh im sorry. lets make out.
I should write an article about this.
jesus. I need a new boyfriend. preston?

 

by Sicarius1
2-02-03
This Week: Taylor and Jacob in: Dumb and Dumber..fuck, how bout just damn stupid
HEY JACOB! LETS CATCH BEES AND AND TIE THEM TO SHIT SO THEY FLY IS CIRCLES!!LALALAALALALALALA TECHNO IS COOL AS HELL!!!
Sweet! my pubes are blond! just make sure we are in by 11. and lets not tell greg and shawn about our evil plan!!
Ahhh! my eyes! this sucks, lets go eat some mexicans.
Ill take off my pants and take pictures and then exploit old women by throwing rocks at them!
meanwhile, in montrose, greg and shawn take a break to reflect upon their beloved friends in deep admiration.
...
man. what idiots.

 

by Sicarius1
2-02-03
see yea i was thinking that I could propose the rational among the mines of the compatent and then we could distinguish for the finer regard of ability from the illogical and the presumptions made on-
i think a squirrel just bit my nuts!
...
yea! i think im bleeding! isnt that cool! hehehehe
jesus christ you're a fucking idiot.
wait! where you going! it really hurts! no tickles! hehehehe! ouch no it hurts!

 

by Sicarius1
2-03-03
FUCK! KILL! SHIT! I KILL! SHIT KILL! FUCK!
listen chris. I know this is a hard time for you, but i am perfectly willing to go down on you.
why do they hate me? I just dont get it. it hurts so much. i am just so misunderstood. i think its because i listen to new found glory and am so hardcore punk rock.
ahhh you are so sweet! can i take off my shirt now?
.... I'm gay. Can i beat you in a fit of misdirected masculinity instead?

 

by Sicarius1
2-03-03
!!!!!!
CHHICAIAAIAIAAOOOOA AANAAAAAA POW!
dun dun dundudundn and the dragon flies in the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhttt!!!!!
so im doin this chick up the ass right? and shes LOVIN' it!
wtf?

 

by Sicarius1
2-03-03
...sweet...jesus....
....
SWEET JESUS!

 

by Sicarius1
2-03-03
man shawn, why are you crying?
seriously dude, it cant be THAT bad.
seriously man. fuck you.

 

by Sicarius1
2-04-03
so the apartment smells like shit, the food was horrible, i'm never going to get laid, and i swear to god, if one more person asks me how my day was..
so diggazz, hows the day been a cheezun?
!FUCK!

 

by Sicarius1
2-04-03
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! THE SECRETS OF BUSH'S INGENIUS FORIEGN POLICY! ALL FOR ONE LOW PRICES OF...
...
big red phone

 

by Sicarius1
2-04-03
you know for 15 bucks I'd be willing to dwell upon any fantasy you can imagine..i do it all..
uh huh...uh huh...
princess leia..buffy...anal..oral..anal oral..buffy anal oral...of course, there are a few chemical side effects
dont try to back out of this now sweetcakes.
i tried to warn you. arent you always the butt of the joke?
i seriously..seriously suck at life.

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