I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me

Author: SickBoy1039

Date: May 27, 2002

by SickBoy1039
5-27-02
Carl the postal worker calls Ed the male dominatrix when he's feeling like a bad boy. But unfortunately for Carl, Ed doesn't take the time to deal with the drunks of society.
hey Eddyboy, wherdoyasinkyergoin
...as Carl starts to sober back to reality.
wuhhhh...wait...ed...my PANTS!!
Carl wouldn't mind, it's just that he only likes skinny boys.
sir, i'm going to have to ask you to lean against that gate over there...i'm going to have to...thorougly search you due to...a severe...DRUG problem..yeah...drug problem in the area..now IF YOU WILL.
ED!!!!!