Based on a true story. Loosely, but still...

Author: Siegfried1027

Date: August 24, 2003

by Siegfried1027
8-24-03
Listen, you SWAT wannabe, I'm parking on a public street. Albright College doesn't own them, and I'd appreciate less harrassment. Sound cool?
I'm just doing my job! Now register that vehicle with us, even though you never use our parking lots! It's a rule, nonsensical as it may be.
Here's a clue - I'm paying your salary, and I'm a decent person. Leave me alone and do your job.
That's it! I'm going to whine about this, then realize I have no real power!
So I guess it would be too much to ask to stop that man breaking into the Pine Room and stealing our computers?
Your smart tone is really bugging me, mister. Let's see that college ID, because though I've seen you 80 times before, I don't believe you really attend this college.