Gin and vermouth, get it right

Author: Siegfried1027

Date: September 2, 2003

by Siegfried1027
9-02-03
What can I get you?
Martini, please.
There you go.
I must have blacked out for a minute. Or is it just possible that I didn't ask for warm vodka with an ugly wedge of lemon in it?
I'd probably be less of a bastard if there weren't so many idiots around.
And you wonder why you never get laid.