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| I'm funny. I'm cool. By unthinkingly bashing Bush and conservatives, just like I'm told to do by the media and my professors, I assert my independence. | |
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| You know, that's a good point. Humor is only edgy when it's predictable and hackneyed, and satire is only biting when it's bizarrely divorced from reality. | |
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| I could not agree more! Though I used to be amusing by refusing to affiliate myself with an ideology, I've now decided that mainstream liberalism is the real way to dissent. | |
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| Hell, remember when my rants had no logical coherence, yet still seemed to speak truly? Who wants that? I'd rather make it painfully obvious that college completely brainwashed my weak mind. | |
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| It's cool to be angry at everyone! It doesn't matter if the target doesn't deserve it! Down with Bush, I hate national security. I'm such a rebel! | |
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| This is a public service announcement from me. We already knew you were idiots; there's no need to provide such a mountain of evidence. | |
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