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| I have to hand it to you, Nintendo. You read my mind. | |
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| You see, when the Game Cube came out, I thought to myself "This is the perfect time to make a cartoony Powerpuffgirlsesque piece of shit." | |
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| I mean, the bizarre, juvenile crap in Majora's Mask just wasn't enough. No, I wanted more. | |
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| I wanted a game you are fucking embarrassed to play. I wanted a Zelda game rivaling Adventure of Link for shittiness and disappointed hopes. | |
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| And, of course, the tedious, pointless shit you need to do at the beginning of the game should be at a maximum. | |
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| Because, you know, you want to make sure people have as little motivation as possible to continue playing. Yep, I can see shelling out fifty bucks for this. | |
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