When a controller isn't a controller

Author: Siegfried1027

Date: January 19, 2004

by Siegfried1027
1-19-04
Look forward.
You mean look to the side? Can do.
Swim.
Nah, I think I'll just float here for a few minutes, if that's cool with you.
OK, Japan, we're sorry. Can we PLEASE get a MOTHERFUCKING ZELDA GAME WITH TOLERABLE CONTROLS?
Hehehe.