Tell me, why is cable so expensive?

Author: Siegfried1027

Date: January 19, 2004

by Siegfried1027
1-19-04
Ever hear that story about the Spartan boy who stole a fox? See, he hides it under his clothes, but it starts gnawing away at him.
Since having his theft discovered would be a great dishonor, he keeps the fox hidden and allows it to eat him. The point was that he'd rather endure great pain than dishonor.
But, fuck, if that Greek asshole had to endure REAL pain, like watching what passes for TV these days, he'd cry like a little bitch.