Bullshit #5

Author: Siegfried1027

Date: January 26, 2004

by Siegfried1027
1-26-04
Eleven AM
We've received a list of Ziplor's demands: a job, a real degree, and a girlfriend.
Impossible! If only there were some other way...
We think we've located his hidden fortress. We could try a raid.
Excellent idea, Captain. Where is his lair?
Koholint Island.
Oh sheiter...