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| I would like to apologize formally for any off-color comments I may have made about engineers. | |
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| I, as well, regret any offense that my words may have occasioned. | |
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| The fact is, engineers make the world work. Engineers design the machines that run this technological age of ours. | |
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| Why, without engineers, we might have to rely on the strictly superior intellects of physicists and mathematicians. | |
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| Therefore, we salute you, failed math majors. Now make me a car, bitches. | |
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