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| I think chess is a beautiful game. | |
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| Game? It's an eight-by-eight representation of the oppression of the proletariat, the poor pawns who must die for their robber baron kings. You sicken me. | |
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| ...so the queen's movement was vastly augmented in the Middle Ages... | |
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| How generous of the feudal patriarchs to grant her that. It's too bad that the king (the longest and most erect piece - coincidence?) remains the only ultimately relevant piece. Disgusting. | |
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| I do sometimes prefer queen pawn openings... | |
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