American History f(x)

Author: Siegfried1027

Date: September 4, 2004

by Siegfried1027
9-04-04
I find your skin color to be congruent to 1 (modulo 2).
I suggest you prove your skills before I smash your head into an oblate spheroid.
I'm gonna stretch you out like Gabriel's horn, bitch.
AUGH, BUT MY VOLUME IS FINITE!
I refuse to believe this bullet hurt me as it could not have covered an infinite number of distances in a finite time. See Zeno.
Modeling the problem as the sum of an infinite series, I am led to the conclusion that the sum = 1 and you = dead.