Lifecycle of a Fanboy

Author: Siegfried1027

Date: January 13, 2005

by Siegfried1027
1-13-05
What is this bullshit Nintendo is coming out with? I'll never buy any of their shit again! Fuck them!
Can I help you?
Yeah, uh, I'll take an SP in every color, the DS, all the GCN games you have in stock, and can you PLEASE call my cell the minute the new releases come in?
Praise Miyamoto for his warm, salty goodness!