Yakov's

Author: Siegfried1027

Date: February 14, 2005

by Siegfried1027
2-14-05
Can I help you?
Oh look, I only had to wait a half hour in line before I could order. Give me a cheesesteak.
Fifteen minutes later
There you go!
I am glad you accurately predicted that when I said "cheesesteak" I really meant "chopped chicken on a roll with no cheese in sight."
Five dollars, please.
At these prices I'm surprised you don't have a kosher menu.