Free Mammograms

Author: SilverTidus

Date: May 23, 2002

by SilverTidus
5-23-02
I love being a doctor. I wonder if that "Free Mammograms" sign I put up will work.
Hey like you TOTALLY like have a total like, patient or like something totally like that...LIKE!
Hello! I see you\'re hear for your AAAHHHH!
Why, hello doctor. I want you to grab my breasts to check for cancer! OH HELL JUST DO ME NOW!!!
Now why the hell did I just do that to myself!? And why did I become skinny and bald(er) all the sudden!?
BWAHAHA! FEAR ME! FOR I AM THE "SPLAT" SIGN!