Officer Tom Coleman, PD

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: September 28, 2003

It's Officer Tom Coleman, everyone's favorite racist!
Captain McO'Seamus! I've been doing secret undercover drug operations which I have no record or proof of conducting and discovered some new drug dealers we need to pick up.
Alright, let's hear the list.
Alright. *Ahem* Oprah Winfry, Michael Jordon, Gary Coleman, Mr. T, Bill Cosby, Rosa Parks, Mike Tyson, Will Smith, Denzel Washington, Cuba Gooding Jr., Whitney Houston, Halley Berrie...
...James Earl Jones, Ed Bradley, Prince, Urkel, and Al Sharpton
Tom Coleman! You're promoted to lieutenant.