Officer Tom Coleman, PD
Author: SinatraFonzarelli2
Date: September 28, 2003
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| It's Officer Tom Coleman, everyone's favorite racist! | |
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| Captain McO'Seamus! I've been doing secret undercover drug operations which I have no record or proof of conducting and discovered some new drug dealers we need to pick up. | |
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| Alright, let's hear the list. | |
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| Alright. *Ahem* Oprah Winfry, Michael Jordon, Gary Coleman, Mr. T, Bill Cosby, Rosa Parks, Mike Tyson, Will Smith, Denzel Washington, Cuba Gooding Jr., Whitney Houston, Halley Berrie... | |
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| ...James Earl Jones, Ed Bradley, Prince, Urkel, and Al Sharpton | |
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| Tom Coleman! You're promoted to lieutenant. | |
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