Jack the Pumpkinhead and The Lion-Killer talk about secks
Who are our friends? Who are our enemies?
People often equate fellatio with eating bananas. These statements are baseless, infact the two acts are completely different.
Meanwhile, in Middle Earth
We must kill ze Jews...I mean Orcs!
I am Aaragorn, the Ranger! I will find those Orcs using my ranging skills, which range, for I am a Ranger who ranges....range!
Hmm...using my ranging technique to examine these footprints, I can tell that the Orcs that walked by here drank Vanilla Pepsi during dinner a day before they passed by.
Don't drink Vanilla Pepsi unless you want to look like me! They use anti-freeze to enhance the vanilla flavor!
