DKvine vs. Meleenium!

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: September 28, 2003

Flip vs. Sey!
Them feminist vegetarian athiest homosexual green party D&D nerd Hollywood Jew democrats are ruining the country with their Rareware and their Sealab 2021
I got a girlfriend who I impregnated, but she got an abortion and then got isolated amnesia so she forgot all about the pregnancy only, and also she drank two bottles of arsenic but she’s over there
Adam vs. SparkyZ
Don't you dare cross the Knights of Smashtopia or...or...we'll write a good description of how we'd beat you up if we were talking to each other in real life instead of on commercials
Chad and Slush have capital tasting scrotal hair
Pat vs. Saf
The government chemically castrated me.
I killed six men to get my job as a webmaster.