Total Recall 2: Enter the Semi-Nude Lupin III Afro Clown

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: September 28, 2003

On the Moon
Ah no! My life is still a fake memory implanted in my head my the government! I need to snap some necks!
Hi, I'm Dave Attel! I think I'm funny but I'm not!
On a spaceship from Io to Callisto (IE: ITS TEH FUTUER)
Ah-Scooby Dooby Doo! *Hanna Barbera sound effect as he runs in place but gets nowhere*
Get back here, semi-nude afro clown Looooopawn! Crap! Crap! Crap! Damn it all!
I admit it. I'm drunk