There are too many feminists, athiests, vegetarians, D&D nerds, communist green party hippies, and homosexuals in this world! I must vanqiush them all to save America!
Flip's crusade of America begins
*Is stabbed by the bayonett OMG THIS COMIC IS SO HIGH-BUDGET*
Take this Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons, which is obvious Green Party propaganda issued by the liberal media!
Now to slaughter the Iraqi children, who aren't respecting President Bush and Our Troops
