Oh no! I've walked through this door and entered another square grey room! The intensity of the X-box graphics! (Which are superior in every way to the Gamecube because they were made in glorious USA)
I have come to destroy democracy and freedom in Space-USA!
I will use my generic looking green plasma weapon to destroy you and your Marxist ways! Read the Bible!
Halo 3 was made by Bungie, The 700 Club, and The Washington Times
Remember kids! Don't buy inferior Japanese products like the Playstation or the Gamecube! The Japanese helped Hitler! Buy American! The sense of patriotism you get balances out the shoddiness.
I'm Mario the homosexual! My game is inferior to Halo due to lack of robots and plasma! Oh, and time-traveling anthropomorphic janitor cats
