HyperLuigi: OMG OMG! I HAEF ANOTHER FAN SKEDULE!!!1111 [Insert 57th fan-schedule post that week] OMG OMG MISSION HILL IS RETARDED AND UNSOPHISTICATED!!!1 PS: I LIKE GARGOYLES AND VANDREAD
JWL: OMG ADUT SWIM SI AWSUM BTU THEY SHUD PUT IT ON ERLIER!!!1 TSI PAST MI BEDTIEM!!!11 ALSO, THEY SHOD STOP SAYING "DANM" MUI MOM WONT LET ME WATCH IT B CUZ OF TEH BAD WORDZ
Waggytoon: [b]my[/b] [i]name[/i] is [b]Waggytoon[/b]. [i]I[/i] have a [b]message board code[/b] [u]fetish[/u]
Generic person who thinks emoticons are cool: [insert dozens of shitty looking poorly animated emoticons of cartoon characters no one's heard of]
Sl4: I have sex with Mac OS.
Aurochs: I think I'm as witty as Matt Wilson, but I'm not, I'm just obnoxious
