Behold the evil magic of Gay-Dar

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: September 29, 2003

Now that I've slaughtered the entire feminist, Buddhist, arthouse nerd, and Goth population of my school, I must move on to the sinful homosexuals
I have the innate power of "Gay-dar", but I'm using it for evil.
*This is satire. Do not take me seriously.
That guy's gay! Beat the shit out of him!*
I, President Bush, am proud to honor Flip, for his services in the war against the Pink Menace.
Next: The women that complain about their periods. Get over it, already. Men have problems too...like...scrotal lint...and stuff...