Your honor, my client didn't rape anybody, you just think he did because it's the 30s and the South.
You're so nice to all us negros, Mr. Atticus Finch.
(The Judge is played by a pimp because I was too lazy to find a judge character)
He told me that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted, if I could hit 'em, but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird. It's probably because...
Enough of that jibba jabba! I best be letting that brothah go, suckah! Not fucking guilty!
