It's a Wonderful Life (AKA: Jingle All The Way)

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: September 30, 2003

George W. Bush meets Benito Mussolini
I agree with everything you have to say.
Mama Mia! Let's oppress ourselves up some people like-ah how we roll out the pizza dough!
Meanwhile
I'm going to jump off this bridge! Don't try to convince me otherwise, Harvey!
Every time a bell rings, an angel rapes a baby. (WE STILL DO NOT CONDONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL!!!1)
Hand me that baby!