How socialist history really happened by Nutty Leninist PhD
We wuv you, JV Stalin.
I'm a friend of the proletariat who's obliterated all hunger, poverty, and human suffering. This is the revolution that Karl Marx dreamed of.
Leon Trotsky! You're really a decadent bourgeois fatcat landlord who loves Amerikan treachery and cannibalizes babies! I have to do what's best for the Soviet people and send you to a retirement home!
I hate the redistribution of wealth!
[The background represents Gorbachev's Russia)
I Krushnev, am a vampire, and the twin brother of Judas. I hate the glorious cultural revolution, which is why I secretly assassinated Stalin.
I, Gorbachev, love you, dark lord Krushnev! Now let's destroy the Berlin wall (which is made of candy) and murder all those people the Western media claimed Stalin killed.
