The liberal media wants us to believe that Abraham Lincoln and Karl Marx were human beings, when reality, they were God-hating demons sent from hell that wanted us to give money to the Chinese UN
Let us pillage the ACLU and PETA, which want us to believe that cats and negros deserve the same rights as humans.
The liberal media invented cancer to stop our children from smoking, so their teeth can be strong enough to give the Feminazis cunnalingus.
Osama Bin Laden has obviously used a shrink-gun to make himself infantismal in order to hide in the Oval Office and steal national secrets
LIBERALS! LIBERALS! LIBERALS! *Has a heart attack*
