The Third Man

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: September 30, 2003

I'm a pulp fiction writer who's arrived in Post-WW2 Vienna.
Your friend Harry Lime's a pretty dead fuck.
But he's not really dead, he's a corrupt bastard who's selling children diluted pennicillin
*Gasp* You're not really dead, you're a corrupt bastard who's selling children diluted pennicillin
It's not even pennicillin, it's mediocre heroin.
Not any more you aren't, because I killed you.
I'm still hooked on smack though.