Lord of the Rings

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: September 30, 2003

(An entire comic dedicated to pissing Ryan off)
OMG I AM ARAGORN! (ARAGORN IS ELVAN FOR HOMOSEXUAL)
I'm Gandalf the Grey. I have this beard (NOT SHOWN HERE) because it's a symbol of my crippling erectile dysfunction.
Let's make love, Gimilie
OMG OK LEGALOS [Insert 50 dwarf tossing jokes]
Ryan's going to fucking kill me
IM FRODO BAGGINS! HOBBITS HAVE HAIR ON THEIR FEET BUT NOT ON THEIR CROTCHES!!!!11
Smigle put the ring on his penis!