OMG EPIC SAGA part 1

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 2, 2003

[IN UPPER EARTH (about five miles from Middle Earth)
Roar!
Shit! It's that fuck Morgoth! I guess we have to duel now..
That's right, bitch!
I've been killed!
Now...Upper Earth's only hope...is the prophesized ones. *dies*
.........I'm going to rape your corpse.