I'm Nevin Zehr! First member of the Prophesized Ones! My techniques include ultra-cereal eating, super-sleeping past noon, giga-watching Comedy Central, and omega-pounding nails in my head
I'm Sean Landis! My super powers include listening to J-Pop and sharpening my oriental weapons all day!
G'day, old spice! My name is say! I really have a girlfriend! Also, I work for Nintendo and they're making a secret Donkey Kong game that I know about because I'm psychic and cool.
I'm Flip! There are many evils in this world! Like Simpsons-watching pinkos and Feminazi hippies that take PMS pills that they secretly get high off of (Also they worship Satan via recycling)
I'm Brad, creator of StripCreator. Due to excessive crack-smoking, I'm comletly ematiated. I also have an addiction to the flesh of babies.
[Arabic dialogue] Me name is "bald guy speaking Arabic in the M&Ms commercial [Arabic dialogue]
