Based on a true story

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 2, 2003

At DNR headquarters
Nevin wrote another letter to the editor
Oh, but he used the word "raped". If we printed that, it'd offend baby Jesus.
I know, let's change it so it says "ripped".
That's retarded.
In other words, it's brilliant. Let's do it.