Harold and Maude II: Ben and Maude

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 5, 2003

My name is...my name is Ben...well not to say that I was christened Ben, well you see, well you see, about that...well..umm..it's
Curlilocks!
It's well that I'm not actually Benjamin, but Benny, but if you were to call me Benny it would be as if, um..well to be honest, I well, to tell you the truth it's...um...well...
See that snake on your shirt!
Well, to say that, per se, if you were to, well, if to tell you the truth if Ozma of Oz and Bilbo Baggins got in a fight, well, er...umm...well it's *picks nose*
My mother paid an assassin to kill me!