BUSTAMANTE!!!1 YOUH'RE TOO MUCH OF A FLAHBBY PAHNSY TO BE DEPUHTY GOVERNOR!!!!1
...but...but...
GEHT OUT OF MY OFFIHCE!!!1 OR I WILL PUT BULLEHTS IN A GUHN AND KILL YOUH!!11 BECAUSE YOU"RE A CYBORHG FROM MAHS WHO HAS IMPLANTED FALSE MEMORIES IN MY BRAIHN!!!1
COHNGRADULATIONS!!!1 YOUH'RE THE NEW DEPUHTY GOVERNOR!!!1
Jay Leno: Heh..heh..heh. Roy Horn was mauled today by a tiger...heh...heh...because he's a homosexual. Heh...Michale Jackson rapes babies...
