My ponytail makes a capital dildo

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 8, 2003

Uh, sir, we have to talk about the fiscal recession.
FISCAL RECESSION!!!!!1 I KNOW HHOW TO DEAHL WIHTH THAHT!!!1 I GRAHSP TWO AK-47S IN MY HAHNDS AND DRIHVE MY HUHMMER INTO IT'S BUNKER!!!!1 THEHN I WILL PUHMP IT FUHLL OF BLHOOD!!1
THEN I WILL BIHTE A GERNADE AND SHOUT "I'LL SEHND YOU BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU BEHLONG!!!!!1" BUT FISCAL RECESSION'S SKIN WILL BLOW AWAY REVEALING IT'S TRUE NAHTURE AS A POLYMORPHING FUHTURE ROBOT!!!1
I think if I walk away now, he won't notice me.
THEHN I WILL SHOOT A WELL-AIMED BULLET INTO A PIHLE OF LIQUID NITROGYN AFTER SAYING "ASTA LA VISTA BABY"!!!!11 NOW GET THE HELL OUHT OF MY OFFICE YOU NAZI NINJA ZOMBIE ROBOHT FROM HELL!!!1