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Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 9, 2003

I AHM GOINGK TO TOUCH YOU IN WAYS THAT ARE SO ORGASMIC YOU'LL CRY FOR ME TO STOP BECAUSE OF THE HORRIBLE PAIN YOU'LL GET FROM MY BULGING MUHSCLES!!!11
Shit...
JOHNSOHN!!!1 THEH'YRE YOU AHRE!!!1 HOW IZ THE INVASION OF NEVADAH KOMINK?
Oh, that. I lied about invading Nevada in hopes that your short attention span would eliminate further interrogation about it.
WHAT???// YOU BETRAYED MHE??// WHY YOU MUST NOT BE JOHNSOHN AHT ALL BUT A PREDATOR THAT'S STOLEN HIS IDENTITY!!!1 I'LL MURDER YOU!!!1