OMG!!!1 ORLANDO BLOOM SI SO CUTE HES MY BOYFIEND!!11
I'm not going to see that movie, because it stars [insert Hollywood actor], and according to the dozens of sleazy paparazzi websites I frequent, he/she didn't support our glorious troops.
HE SO HOT SA TAHT ELF I PAUSE LOTR AND FATNASIZE ABOT HIM OMG!!!!1
And of course he/she is obviously a faggot feminazi Environmentalist, I'm boycotting all of his/her productions because he/she isn't entitled to his/her own opinions.
IM ONLI FIVE!!!!1
I'm sick of Hollywood and it's part in the Jewish liberal media to ruin our country with The Daily Show and Woody Allen movies
