OMG DONT SMOEK!!1
Author: SinatraFonzarelli2
Date: October 17, 2003
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Brought to you by the "Waste taxpayer money with ubiquitous yet ineffective advertisements council" and by Phillip Morris
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| Hey, dude, what's up man! How's it hanging, [teenage colloqiualism #4 not found]. Wanna smoke? | |
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| No way, man! Tobacco is wacko if you're a teen! | |
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| But if you're not a teen, smoking is a delicious, sexually satiating, and nutritious hobby! Particularly unfiltered Phillip Morris cigarettes! | |
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| If you smoke Phillip Morris brand cigarettes, you'll be irresistable to the opposite sex! And they cure diabetes! But, not if you're a teen, of course | |
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| I'M SURE GLAD I [dont] SMOKE! IT'S MADE MY LIFE MORE FULFILLING! I THINK I WILL [not] SMOKE 12 PACKS A DAY! | |
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| Kids, do not steal cigarettes from Mommy's purse. But if you do, do it at night and if asked claim your sister did it. | |
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