The government is making us produce more honest advertisements, so here goes; FACT: Nicotine is as or more addictive then heroin.
FACT: Cigarettes cause lung cancer. FACT: They also stunt the growth of unborn babies. FACT: We add dozens of noxious substances to enhance the addiction of the product.
*POETIC LICENSE
FACT: Standing in a room with someone who's using our product can be hazardous to your long-term health. FACT: Our product is essentially a tarry fetus-killing rat poison-riddled crack-stick.
FACT: We grind up babies and add the pulp to our tobacco to add to the flavor.*
