The American remake of the Japanese movie from the 1950s
Oh no! *Horribly mispronounced Japanese name) is coming right at us!
Even though I've been driven out of my burning house, been living in the woods for six months, and had to wade in mud over my head, my make-up is like it was at the beginning of the movie.
*EXPENSIVE GRAPHICS*
*ABSENT PLOT*
I saved the day by having sex with you, because as a woman you're an object.
And now every single character can live happily ever after (except for the dozens of extras who where gratuitously disemboweled) and democracy and capitalism are safe from the red menace once again.
