User Name: SinatraFonzarelli2 Password: ********

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 22, 2003

EnglishPigDog64: I LIKE THE PART WHERE THEY IMPLY THAT J.R.R TOLKIEN MASTURBATES TO A PICTURE OF JESUS
WHY DID GANDALF HAVE A WHITE BEARD AFTER HE WAS KILLED BY THE BALROG AND REINCARNATED IN THE SECOND BOOK???/
I DON'T KNOW WHY??//
BECAUSE J.R.R TOLKIEN CAME IN HIS BEARD!!11
...HOW DO YOU COME IN A FICTIONAL CHARACTER'S BEARD??//
IT'S A JOKE STEVE!!!1
OH OK HA HA THEN.