Oh no! Evil Russian Nazi werewolves are going to destroy the world because they're terrorists.
I know how to save the day! Let's strip and have lesbian sex with explosions in the background
I'm Lucy Liu but I'm a red-headed Caucasian female because there isn't an adult Asian female on this shitty website.
I'm a wacky black comedian who's like bling-bling and I have twelve cancelled sitcoms on Fox and in the last movie I was played by a completely different person.
Uncle Vern: See, the movie's a brilliant metaphor.
