Bush: Now that I've laid waste to Iraq and Afghanistan, does anyone want to help me pay to repair them? Because if you don't, you must hate democracy, you damned European hippies.
Koizumi: Excerrent speach, Bush-sama. Ret me preasure your pharrus.*
*POLITICALLY INCORRECT PORTRAYAL
Blair: I think I speak for the entire Liberal Party when I say I worship President Bush like some sort of dark war god, and I drink the blood of cats as a sacrifice to him.
Chirac: I didn't support the War in Iraq because I'm so liberal and cool. *caughandbecauseitwasn'tlucritiveformeandIwouldlosebillionsinoil* But I'm a better President than that NeoNazi would have been
To be continued...
Schroder: I support the war! I don't support the war! I'm a radical Leftist! Elect me! Now that I'm elected I'm a staunch conservative.
Jintao: Hi! I'm President of China! President Jiang...uh..."disappeared".
