I misspelled "speech" in the last one because I'm a dumbass

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 23, 2003

Bush: I support Israel as much as the American chief of state can without jeopardizing his comfortable relationship with Saudi Arabia.
Abd al-Aziz: Lick the oil off my cock.
Sharone: Israel is being victimized! About every six months a Palestinian jingoist successfully or unsuccessfully blows up a Starbucks, occasionally maiming or killing half-a-dozen people.
I believe that justifies defensive military action. (IE: Killing thousands of people)
Karzai: THE...USA...IS...GREAT...THE AFGHANI PEOPLE...ARE...GREATFUL...THEY...INVADED OUR...COUNTRY...AND...LIBERATED US FROM THE TALIBAN....IT'S SO GREAT...NOW...THE...WOMEN...CAN...WEAR...MAKE-UP...
Uh...sir, the wind blew down the Afghani parliament building again.