Oh hey! Mike Drudge! I can't talk right now because...uh...I'm in labor...yeah...
OMG OMG RONALD REAGAN WAS A BETTAR PRESIDENT THAN ABRAHAM LINCOLN BUT CBS (WICH SI PART UF TEH LIBRAEL MEIDA) SI CRATING SLANDAR ABOT HIM AND HIS LOVING FAMILY WHICH IS MEAN BECAUSE HE HAS ALTZHEIMERS
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SHUT THE FUCK UP MIKE DRUDGE!!!
... .ORG IS 4 HIPPIES AND HOMOS AND .COM IS 4 HOLESUM CAPITALISTS LIEK ME!!1 U KNOW I WAS TEH 1 TAHT FOWNED OUT BILL CLINTON HAD HIS DICK SUCKED IM SO GR8 AND CUTTING-EDGE!!!1